Showing posts with label Guns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Guns. Show all posts
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Cliche Phrases -- Nonfiction
And I do. I ❤️️ cliches.
I raised my children on cliches. (You'll notice I'm not going to the trouble to figure out how to get the accent mark over the 'e.' Or is it a L'accent grave? I googled "grave mark." Got lots of search results on grave markers. Headstones! Obviously Google is English and not grammarly inclined. Twenty minutes later I found that 'cliche' is correctly written as cliché. That's the L’accent aigu. I bet you didn't know that mark's full name either.) But I digress.
Yes, I also raised my children on digressions.
"But that's not what I come here to talk about." I come to talk about cliches and their meanings.
"Hook, line, and sinker" A cliche that everyone understands, right? Even though they may not understand what it actually originally meant. (In which case they must have grown up without a brother who fished and then married someone who didn't fish. You notice I didn't say "married a man" because I gotta say one of the most avid fishermen I've ever known was my Aunt Roberta.) The hook is, of course, the bit of curved metal that hides in the bait to catch a fish. The line is the bit of string that attaches the hook to a fishing rod so the fisherman can reel the fish in. And the sinker? That's usually a small bit of lead attached to the line a bit above the hook to keep the bait, hook, and line from floating to the surface where unwary fish are less likely to wander by. Of course this cliche is often used to refer to a human who like a fish is either so hungry or so dumb that they swallow not only the bait, but the hook, the line, and the sinker, too. Sorta like last year's American electorate.
Then there's "lock, stock, and barrel." Now it wasn't until I married my current husband that I learned what this refers to. I thought it meant like when a farmer loses his farm, they sell off everything, lock, stock, and barrel. I took it to mean literally the lock on his front door, his animals, and even that empty barrel that's way in the back of almost every barn I've ever been in.
But, no. It started with black powder guns. In fact, all guns, even today's guns, have a lock. That's the mechanical part of the gun that causes it to fire -- the trigger, hammer, firing pin, etc. The stock is the part of a long gun that you hold against your shoulder. And the barrel is -- well it's the barrel of the gun.
And, how about "Long row to hoe?" How often have you heard someone misspeak this cliche as "long road to hoe?" ROW, people, ROW. As in those long, beautifully straight lines of cotton plants in a cotton field. Or maybe those folks that say "road" don't know what a hoe is or what it does. Hoes are used to cut out unwanted plants from between the wanted plants, like weeds that are likely to compete for that most precious commodity in a New Mexico cotton field -- water. Hoes are also used to break up compacted soil around plants which improves the plant's opportunity to take up water and grow.
Nobody wants to break up a road. Compaction on a road is a good thing. It allows water to run off without undermining and carrying away whatever material the road is made of. It also allows for a smoother ride.
And take it from me "a long row to hoe" is exactly like it sounds. On a cotton farm in New Mexico, four rows can be so long that they equal one acre. And those fields easily run to more than a hundred acres. Through the 1950s it was done by hand with a hoe. Migrant workers, mostly. Braceros. In our youth, my brother and I got to hoe only part of a row under that unforgiving sun. It was enough to understand that that work would make a long, hot, dusty, exhausting day of work. But we also knew that when you got through, you would have done something to improve the chances of a good harvest and make enough money to take care of your family.
That "long row to hoe" still refers to any difficult time we're likely to need to endure in our lives. Especially with the possibility of success at it's end.
Cliches! Writing teachers the world over (there's one) threaten writers to within an inch of their lives (there's another) to avoid cliches at all cost (and another) or we'll never make the New York Times Best Seller list (maybe the biggest cliche of all!)
The thing is, cliches enjoy broad understanding and the main point of writing, indeed language, is to be understood. An original and elegant or, for that matter, crude but evocative turn of phrase may give me a flutter of excitement. But cliches are like that warm place in front of a fire, while you drink a cup of something satisfying with your best friend. They are familiar.
Sunday, July 19, 2015
Manner of Death and Means of Murder
Lone Star Tick Image from
dailynewsdig.com
“Death
by misadventure,” a phrase describing manner of death catches my ear and
stimulates my imagination. “Unintended consequences” does too. Both spring from
the concept of “accident” but imply some sort of human intent, though not
necessarily “good” intent or “well considered” intent.
The
idea of someone meriting a Darwin Award by bumbling into their own death does
not make for a good murder mystery, in my opinion. However, if a third party
bumbles into someone’s death while that third party is involved in some
nefarious activity – now I’m interested. Or if the dead person colluded in the
crime. Or some other crime.
If
the dead person were an innocent, and the murderer a jealous lover or crooked
business partner or a crazed serial killer, the story very well may not be a
mystery at all, but a news story. And those stories can and do inspire murder
mystery writers.
All
murder mystery writers understand that the most dangerous animal in the woods
is homo sapiens sapiens – modern humans. Naturally, the fact that most murder
mystery readers are modern humans makes them inordinately interested in what
their confreres do or have done to them.
As
to “means of murder.”
Agatha
Christie was particularly fond of poison. Check out the Agatha Christie section
of Torre Abbey Gardens in her hometown of Torquey, England. (May have to add
Torquey to my Bucket List.) John LesCroart’s The First Law uses guns – up to and including a major shoot-out. (Maybe
I should put San Francisco on the Bucket List.) Nevada Barr in Ill Wind takes advantage of a geologic
peculiarity. (Definitely should put Mesa Verde on the ole Bucket List. It’s a
lot closer to my house.)
My
husband’s education and a lot of his professional experience is in the field of
Veterinary Medicine. He says “The most dangerous animal in the woods, after
man, is the tick.” Just imagine a man with a tick.
What
an intriguing thought. Ticks, as described in Wikipedia, will make your blood
run cold and reach for the DEET. And that’s just reading about them.
They
have eight legs like their arachnid relatives, spiders and mites. They meet all
their nutritional needs by sucking blood. They can carry disease-causing
bacteria, viruses, and protozoa. Indeed, they can carry more than one pathogen
at the same time making diagnosis and treatment more difficult.
In
far southeast Arkansas, where we had a veterinary clinic, my husband provided
blood samples from our patients with ehrlichiosis to Dr. Sidney Ewing at
Oklahoma State University School of Veterinary Medicine. Ehrlichiosis is caused
by members of the genus Ehrlichia, a genus of bacteria named for the German
microbiologist Paul Ehrlich. One of those little beasties is Ehrlichia Ewingii,
named for OSU's Dr. Ewing. (Rather a perverse honor, I think – having
a disease causing agent named for you.)
Ehrlichiosis
in dogs and humans has long been successfully treated with Doxycycline but some
of our cases were proving to be drug resistant. And untreated or unsuccessfully treated, the disease is
lethal.
The
important thing in treating any tick-borne disease is beginning treatment
immediately which requires early diagnosis or at least awareness that the sufferer
has been exposed to a tick so treatment can be started.
Just think, if the
intended victim had not been in the woods – maybe did not even live in an area
known to be a tick-bite risk area . . . .
The
murderer could acquire the ticks elsewhere. Overnight by UPS then give the
little buggers easy access to a blood source to keep them alive – say a mouse the murderer is not
particularly fond of. And then access to the victim -- say in the hair behind the ear.
The
local medics wouldn’t know to ask about recent tick bites or look for ehrlichia
or promptly start proper treatment. Voila – Murder by Tick.
Labels:
Agatha Christie,
Darwin Award,
Death,
Ehrlichiosis,
Guns,
humans,
John Lescroart,
Mesa Verde,
Misadventure,
Murder,
Murder Mystery Writers,
mystery,
Navada Barr,
poison,
ticks,
Unintended Consequences
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