Saturday, April 11, 2015

J is for Jason -- flash fiction, a re-post.


Today is the day I HAVE to do our taxes and I can't think of anything else so I'm re-posting my favorite bit of flash fiction about a woman's favorite son, Jason. It was originally posted October 25, 2014. Hope you enjoy it.

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“Dammit Jason.”
“Honest Mom. I didn’t mean to kill her. She’d a killed me if I hadn’t done it.”
“Eighteen years old and you can’t handle your granny’s pig?”
“But she was gonna bite me. More’n bite me. She’d a killed me.”
“Dammit Jason. She’s a pig. Granny’s the one you’re gonna have to run from when she finds out you killed her pig.”
“That’s why I called you. I knew you’d know what to do.”
“You just be sure that blanket’s coverin’ up the floorboard. I swear the only danger my car’s ever been in has been you. You and your friends. Just two beers, my sweet Aunt Sassy. Smelled to high heaven for three weeks and now there’ll be blood all over.”
“But she ain’t bleedin’.”
“She ‘isn’t’ bleedin’.”
“I know, Mom. That’s what I just said.”
“Dammit, Jason. You said ‘ain’t.’”
“Yes, ma’am. Sorry.”
“You pick up her front part. I’ll get her back legs.”
“She’s still warm.”
“And why wouldn’t she be? I came right over didn’t I?”
“Mom! I think she moved.”
“Oh, for heaven’s sake. Pick her up. She can’t bite you now. You just wait ‘til your father hears what you’ve done.”
“Do we have to tell him?”
“No, Jason. We don’t have to tell him anything. You have to tell him. Now get in the car.”
“Can I turn on the radio?”
“No, Jason. You can just sit there in the quiet and think about what you’ve done until we get out past the Simpson place.”
“We gonna dump her in the river?”
“No. We are not going to dump her in the river. I’d have nightmares for weeks thinking of that poor, dead, bloated pig driftin’ on down to the Gulf. Your Granny loved that pig.”
“Did you hear something?”
“No, Jason. I didn’t hear anything except your snufflin’.”
“I ain’t snufflin’. Isn’tI’m not snufflin’.”
“We’ll dump her in that old irrigation ditch just this side of the levee.”
Mom, she’s movin’.”
“Jason, wishing and imagining isn’t going to make her alive again.”
Stop, Mom! We gotta get out. She’ll kill us both.”

“Dammit, Jason.”

Friday, April 10, 2015

The Relief of Ignorance and Intolerance by Innocence -- Creative Nonfiction


In November of 1979 Iranian students stormed the American Embassy in Tehran. Fifty-two Americans were held hostage for 444 days. That was almost twenty-two years before 9/11. Before Homeland Security. Before the TSA. Before we had to take our laptops out of their bags at the airport. In fact, before laptops. Before cell phones.
I was divorced living with my young son in Guthrie, Oklahoma. I had quit my job with the state welfare department because, in that small town, it was too easy for people to find out who and where my son was. And sometimes my workmates and I had to do things that made people angry. Angry enough to threaten us.
My new job was Night Manager at a Taco Bell, in Stillwater, home of Oklahoma State University, some 35 miles away. The pay was only a little less than I made as a Casework Supervisor and I wasn’t involved in taking anything away from anyone. Not their food stamps. Not their income. Not their children. And no one went to bed hungry because the paperwork didn’t get done right or there was a computer glitch at the head office.
Back then, in Oklahoma, we didn’t pay much attention to the problems in the outside world. Vietnam was over. The Oil Crisis following the Iranian Revolution raised the price of oil and Oklahoma’s economy boomed. Ireland and the Middle East, with their seemingly unsolvable conflicts, were little more than unpleasant background noise. And they were far away.
Tuesdays were slow days at the Stillwater Taco Bell. It was located at the end of The Strip, a local term for a stretch of street running south from the University to State Highway 51. Its most plentiful businesses were bars. And their primary custom came from college students. By the time the students made it down to our place, they were in a good mood and hungry. Of course the TV ads for Taco Bell right after the 10:00 o’clock news would bring out those who’d been at home studying or something. More than a few with the munchies.
We knew little and cared less about what was going on in Iran. The Shah was in exile and sick. He was admitted to the United States for medical treatment. Barely a blip in the news.
Americans were not particularly anti-Muslim. Few Americans knew much about them. Other than they hated Jews. And the Israelis hated them back. White Americans despised Black Muslims, people born and raised in this country. Probably more because they were Black than because they were Muslim.
I love college towns. They bring in people from all over the world. And at one time or another, most of those people would end up in our store.
The hostage situation in Tehran changed Americans’ laissez faire attitude toward people they identified as Arabs. Never mind that Iranians are not Arabs.
That Tuesday night a group of six students – two women and four men – made their way into the store at about 11. There were baseball caps and cowboy hats. The men were clean shaven. The women wore the acceptable amount of makeup. They were fresh-faced, all-American kids in a partying mood. A little bit rowdy, but cheerful.
Right after they got their food, two young men came in and ordered food. They had dark skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. They were quiet, well-mannered, and showed no signs of drinking.
The mood of the room changed. The group of six watched the newcomers silently. The two who were “not from around here” found seats as far away from the locals as they could. In a store that size, those seats were not far enough away. Not far enough that they couldn’t hear the low-level comments.
“Rag-heads.”
The two dark young men stopped talking to each other and studied their food.
“Why don’t they go home?”
We closed at midnight and had only two people working – myself and a 19-year-old. A college student like the group of six. But Lisa spent her evenings working rather than bar-hopping or going to Taco Bell for a quick food fix.
 “Sand n****rs,” someone said too loud.
Lisa stopped stirring the refried beans and watched me. I watched the customers and wondered if I should call the police.
Another customer came in – a tall young white man, a little unsteady on his feet. He took off his cowboy hat and approached the counter.
The room went quiet. All the customers watched the new guy. Unaware of them, he ordered food, “Three tacos and a Pepsi.”
He smiled at Lisa as she filled taco shells with ground beef and the prescribed amount of grated cheese, then carefully wrapped them in paper.
The six stood up. Their sudden movement startled the young man and he turned to look at them. We all looked at them. Unsure of what they were going to do. Unsure of what we would do.
“God bless America,” they sang. They sang that reverential anthem at the top of their lungs with anger and malice and stormed out of the store.

Completely amazed, the tall young man exclaimed, “Damn. They’re drunker than I am.”

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Home -- flash fiction


“Good morning Ms. Jenkins. Did you go home for the holidays?” he asked over his shoulder as he stepped away with the empty pill bottle.
She thought about that. Spring was such a beautiful time for a holiday. School was out for a week, always enough time to go home. Things would be blooming. The folks would have vegetables growing strong. Lettuces and peas would already be coming off. Forsythia would be done, but the tulips and daffodils would still be blooming. Her mother must have had umpteen varieties of daffodils. Mom always said they looked like bits of sunshine.
She lost her forsythia last winter. Too dry and too cold.
Dad would be ready to put out his tomatoes and peppers, if he hadn’t already. And his potatoes would be big and strong. He liked to have fryers big enough for fried chicken Memorial Day weekend and new potatoes. That was his aim. And corn on the cob fresh from the garden by Fourth of July. He never planted his corn until after Easter, though. When the ground was warm.
She hadn’t missed an Easter at home in she didn’t know how long. First, trips home from college, then with Jim and the children. Except those two years in a row when James Jr. had the three-day measles. Twice.
Jim built her two raised beds. Four feet by eight feet. And she had a long planter on the south end of the deck. That was her “salad bar.” She planted it full of all kinds of lettuces. Just broadcast the seeds. The raised beds, she planted in an organized fashion. Her dad always took great pride in straight rows. Once a farmer, always a farmer.
She had to wait until after Mother’s Day to plant here. Except the lettuces. She just threw a sheet over them. Nights it got too cold. They’d had a nice big salad fresh from her deck, Easter Sunday.
“Here’s your prescription,” he said as he came back to the counter. “I’m sorry. I didn’t hear if you went home this year.”

“Not this year,” she said as she slid her card. It had been a difficult year. Emergency trips home. “Not this year,” she repeated. “This year the children and grandchildren came home.”

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Gaiman, Neil Gaiman -- A Review


The problem with a new book by an author I particularly like, is that I expect it to be like the other books by that author. Even when I know it’s going to be different. Neil Gaiman’s Trigger Warning is very different from the other Gaiman books I’ve read.
It’s a collection of short fiction, and I’ve only read his novels. Already I’m in unfamiliar territory. But with Neil Gaiman it’s always unfamiliar territory. He writes fairy tales and myths for grownups. If you haven’t read him before, let me recommend Stardust, then Good Omens (which he did with Terry Pratchett,) and American Gods. Each is very different from the other, but they all do the same good things. They take you on exciting journeys, provide you with interesting companions, and never, ever do the expected.
He’s also written numerous children’s books including Coraline, which I love, and The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish, which I gave to my youngest grandchild Silas. The Ocean at the End of the Lane was for oldest Martha. And a copy of Stardust for the middle grandchild John Riley. All three were signed by Mr. Gaiman last February. That book-signing was certainly memorable – all properly documented in a blog post. See Neil Gaiman Book Signing.
Trigger Warning starts out with a lengthy introduction which I skipped after only the tiniest taste. I’m a cut-to-the-chase kind of woman. What he thinks, what inspires him, where each story was first published or aired (in the case of the Doctor Who episodes) these are of interest to many, but I’m here for the stories.
The first two stories just didn’t do it for me. I was on the verge of disappointment. But the third? The third was the Neil Gaiman I love. “The Thing about Cassandra” is a story about a very commonplace happening in a man’s past. Or was it commonplace? Did it happen? It’s that little zone in your mind, the thinnest of lines between reality and memory that we all have. And I was hooked.

The next Gaiman book on my to-read list is Ocean at the End of the Lane. Maybe I can borrow it from my granddaughter.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Friends! -- flash fiction


Meredith Johnson Davis George came home Friday night after being on travel for a week. He didn’t
              say a word. Just went into his office and closed the door. I made a good dinner and
              poured him a glass of his favorite wine. He drank the wine but didn’t even taste the steak.
              It’s been two days. He won’t talk to me. He hardly even looks at me. I don’t think I can
              stand much more of this.
      Mark Danforth, Lillian Jones, and 14 others like this.

Ruby Collins Just remember BFF. It’s him, not you.

Bess Davis He did me the same way before we were divorced. About the time he met you.

Keith-Sarah Johnson Okay, sis. What did you do?

Gwen Black I told you. They’re all alike. Call me. I’ll give you the name of my attorney. I’ve used                him every time and he’s good.
Marybeth Grogan George is a good man. Give him another chance. You’re in my prayers.

Leland Laughton You cudda pikkd me.

David Zosk, DDS As your friend and George’s dentist, let me assure you he is not having an affair.

                 And he’s not leaving you. I am restricted by HIPPA from saying anything specific. But
                 I am seeing him tomorrow and he should be back to his normal 
self tomorrow evening.
                 I recommend a soft diet for a few days.

Monday, April 6, 2015

An Educator


My parents were natural educators. I didn’t know that until I got to watch them in action with my children. When John and Grace were still arm babies, my dad would carry them around his place showing them trees and plants and animals, both domesticated and wild. I doubt they remember learning which is a box elder. Or not to touch poison ivy. Or that goats don’t like the rain. As far as they know, they’ve always known.
My mother helped teach them to read, first because she read. Then because there was comfort reading side-by-side with her. She taught them the joy of watching young ones grow and learn. Baby goats, baby chickens, baby flowers and vegetables.
“Plants?” you ask.
“Yes. Plants,” I say. The yellow rose, climbing on a trellis. The peach tree, espaliered against the barn’s north wall. The strange little bonsai lemon tree.
I guess the plants were more trained than educated, since they did not learn how to grow. Learning does require a certain amount of choice and the plants had none.
So maybe the babies were not learning, either. Since they were too young to choose. Have I written myself into a thought quagmire? Make an assertion then in the next few paragraphs prove myself wrong?
Where was I?
Ah, yes. An Educator.
We all learn in different ways. As an anarchist by nature, I don’t take well to training. Rules turn me to rebellion. Maybe that’s why English suits me so well.
“But English is full of rules,” you might say. “I before E. No double negatives. Do not end a sentence with a preposition. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.”
And you would be absolutely right. But the joy in English – and rules, in general – is that they are so easily broken.
The way I learn best is to be given a question rather than an answer.
Now you know why I rail at postulates in geometry and self-improvement and how-to books in the library.
So what have I done to learn how to write creative nonfiction? I bought how-to books. There are so many. You can make a steadier living writing how-to-write books than you can by writing. Kind of like a lawyer getting steadier checks if he’s elected judge.
There are probably how-to books out there that could educate even me. The ones I got are not them. These, instead, make me want to go back to fiction and stay there.
Then I found Touchstone Anthology of Contemporary Creative Nonfiction, edited by Lex Williford and Michael Martone. This is not a how-to. It’s a they-did. It has creative nonfiction from David Sedaris and Amy Tan and Barbara Kingsolver and so many others. The stories remind me of Bailey White and Baxter Black. And my friend Daniel Alexander (who writes fiction so real I know those folks.)
Their creative nonfiction is not journalism. It is not vignettes about famous people. It’s not memoir too much about themselves. It’s about regular people they know. Characters they love, maybe not like you love your children, or your spouse, or your favorite teacher. But characters you’ve run across in your own real life whom you remember. Maybe with a touch of anger, or a tear, or a laugh.

They were someone you learned something from because they made you ask yourself a question about you. They were an educator.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Discovery, Despair, Dead, Done.


“Good morning,” my husband said.
“Creative Nonfiction has to be true,” I replied.
He put down his reader and looked at me in that patient-I’m-gonna-point-out-the-painfully-obvious way he has and he said, “That’s why they call it nonfiction.”
Epiphanies before coffee are not pleasant.
Let me explain. My daughter Grace, who is a talented writer, is taking a creative writing course at a local college. She writes “literary.” She’s good at it. She wants to be awarded a Pulitzer one day. And to be honest, there’s a good chance she will be.
Ah, to be “honest.” There’s the rub.
I’ve been telling stories my whole life. Some of them, I’ve been telling so long I think they’re true.
I have only ever considered writing nonfiction during moments of greed. Nonfiction sells better. Or during the rare psychotic break, when delusions of grandeur tell me I can write the definitive biography of Dr. Angie Debo.
Grace believes I can write anything she wants me to and right now she is studying creative nonfiction and is enthralled with it. She’s grown up with my stories and loves them. (She’s a good daughter.)
Last Friday I wrote a favorite story from my childhood. It was good. It was better than good, it was grand! It would be accepted on the first submission. Readers would await my next nonfiction story with bated breath. There would be a book, a collection of my recollections.
Then serious questions arose. Should I use real names? If I do, will I be accosted at the local Walmart by an angry relative? Or sued by an angry relative of someone in the story?
I ordered books. They came yesterday, only a week after I wrote the story. Lee Gutkind’s You Can't Make This Stuff Up has an index of words so I cut right to the chase, page 37. “If a person is identifiable . . . you are not shielded from litigation.” Even if you change the name.
Then comes a section he heads “Libel, Defamation, and Writing About the Dead.” I’m saved. I’m the only one in the story still alive.
But – there’s always a but isn’t there – he goes on to say “be honest, accurate, and ever so careful.” He uses words like “fact check” and “ethical” and “legal” and “moral.” He tells frightening stories about journalists and novelists, and biographers who were “caught.”
Okay. My dad’s still alive and he knew all these people in my creative nonfiction. So I asked him, “Do you remember So-and-so?”
He did.
“Was he the local Such-and-so?”
Daddy laughed. “No. He was the depot agent for the railroad.”
Discovery. Despair. That piece of creative nonfiction is Dead. And I’m Done.

But wait. It’s a good story. It’s just not true. I can Deal with that.